Arnie to return for Terminator 5

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Now when you think of The Terminator, who do you think of? Christian Bale? Sam Worthington? The Pretty Terminator in the 3rd film?

Of course not, it will always be Arnold Schwarzenegger. So with talk of a 5th Terminator film being made, the hard core fans will be pleased to know that the previous governor of California will be returning to franchise.

Now according to Danny Davito's twin, no-one is supposed to know anything about the film, but Arnie has decided that saying a little bit about the film won't hurt.

'I can’t say too much they want it held in secret if you know what I mean, but I will say that next year I will start filming it and it’s going to be one of the hardest films I have ever done I can tell you that already for sure… they have six months set aside just for filming, so I will be training and getting into the best physical shape I possibly can before filming starts.'

I don't think he understands what a secret is. If only he was the Governor of Nevada we would of found out what was in Area 51 years ago! 'Now they want to keep it a secret, however I can tell you, there are aliens, UFO's, and Elvis has a one bed flat there. But shh, don't tell anyone'

I think him being in the next film will be great! At the age of 65 he has a wealth of experience playing a well built action man with a limited vocabulary.

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I cannot help but wonder, when Arnie's character get beaten up and can barely walk... How much of that will be acting, and how much will be real life? If he is running away from someone and he is shot in the leg, is this going to be a planned scene; or will it be that Arnie has pulled his calf muscle during the shoot and the director decides to add blood spatter and gunfire to save having to re-shoot the scene?

So who is going to play his enemy, or the hero, we don't know if Arnie's going to be good or bad. I would imagine, they will have to cast someone who is in the same condition as Arnie. I recommend Stephen Hawkins. He is in the same physical condition and is more convincing as an evil genius!

Is Madonna the new face of Loreal?

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The answer is no. But that doesn't stop the singer from claiming that she is worth it.

If you want to see the singer perform, you are going to have to sell your car as tickets are being sold for as much as $300. It appears the Material Girl has no sympathy for the general public who are in the middle of a recession though, because she is worth every penny. Oh well let me go and sell my shares!

She has told her fans 'Start saving your pennies now. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I'm worth it.' Yeah people! Who cares if you have mouths to feed, her botox won't pay for itself! And yeah people do buy handbags Madonna! The difference is handbags look new when bought. If I wanted to see a middle aged woman prance around on stage, i'd watch the singers who perform at my local. At least then I would still have money to drink away the memories.

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Also I would like to know how she is 'worth it'? How is she allowed to break dance on the stage? Is she trying to look cool, or hot to the younger generation? If so she should be on the sex offenders register, not on stage!

Its ok those guys, because I hear her next concert will be to help Haiti. The tickets aren't even going to cost anything. They just have to pay with children... One less mouth for them to feed.

Amy drops the bomb! The salon isn't real! OMG!

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Somehow... And I would like someone to tell me how, TOWIE has become an award winning programme. But people! It is all a pack of lies!

During an interview, Amy Child's accidentally/on purpose, told a reporter that the salon where girls came to get a vajazzle, was never opened for business!

'Can I tell you a big secret? My beauty salon in TOWIE wasn't real, it was all fake and set up in Mum and Dad's garage,' WTF! Of all the programmes, I thought TOWIE was the most genuine. I thought it was up there with Katie Price's and Leo Penna's.

I wonder if Amy thought people were going to be shocked when she told us the news; and why did she say 'big secret'? What part of TOWIE is believable? Ghost Rider is more believable, even with Nicolas Cage's lack of acting skills.

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Hang On! If the salon wasn't real; does that mean Amy was giving women Vajazzles for free in front of cameras? Because that could be seen as soft core pornography! I wonder if Amy's parents knew she was involved in the industry; and ITV for that matter!

For Amy though, everything is fine. She has her own salon now and can give Vajazzle's to whoever she wants, and actually make money from it. She could finally give David Beckham those golden balls everyone talks about. 'I can't believe I have my own beauty salon, It's a dream come true!' Yeah Amy and what about our dream! My dream involves Amy, Jordan, the cast of TOWIE and 'Made in Chelsea' and Jedward being forced to participate in a real Battle Royale' Whether my dream comes true is all down to Channel 5, they would love a programme like this!

It's after 9pm so I can say Piss Off Ofcom!

The term 'Its Political Correctness gone mad' is being used far too much recently, and its beginning to spread onto our TV screens. Whenever I read the newspapers, I regularly see articles regarding complaints made to Ofcom, resulting in the organisation trying to restrict programmes on what they can and can't show. For those of you who do not know what Ofcom is. Its basically the call you make after the police tell you that someone threatening Kane on Emerdale does not count as a police matter! They are the next step down from Ghostbusters!

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But what really bugs me is how inconsistent they are! Last year, Ofcom had a paddy about how Rihanna and Christina Aguilera were too sexy in their performances (However, even if they were dressed as nuns they could make it sexy). What I want to know is how no one has complained about Kelly Rowlands performance on X Factor last week! Not only did she dress provocatively (Above), but her song is basically about being open to sexual activities. Lyrics such as 'I'm down for whatever, I'm down for whatever, when it comes to you, I can make love on the floor' and also 'baby lets get creative cause with you I am sure'

Now I don't care about the songs, or the dress code. What annoys me is how Ofcom has so much power over production companies. If Ofcom had its own way, every television programme would be like 'Relocation, Relocation, Relocation' or 'University Challenge' Even Monica Gellar would think it was no fun!

Would Britain really crumble is Ofcom didn't exist? Babestation would not be on every channel! Frankie Boyle still wouldn't be allowed his own programme! But people would be able to give their opinions on subjects without worrying about being in trouble, and more importantly, soaps would have proper arguments, so really it needs to happen!

Fingers crossed, someone from Ofcom will say either something racist, or something sexist and then they would no longer exist! So if Derren Brown can sort that out for me then maybe I would start taking him seriously!

Jeremy Clarkson is on the naughty step...Again!

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Jeremy Clarkson just cannot behave! If he isn't accusing lorry drivers of murdering prostitutes, then he is insulting the Welsh language, or punching Piers Morgan... OK so not all is bad. But he can't seem to stop himself from putting his foot in it.

After the public strike which saw disruption across the public sector, Jeremy Clarkson was in the wrong place at the wrong time, being a guest on the BBC's 'The One Show'.

When asked for his opinion on the strikes over pensions, Jeremy responded by saying how 'fantastic' it was because 'London has just been empty' 'But we have to balance though. Because this is the BBC, frankly I'd have them all shot! I would take them outside and have them executed in front of their families!'

Well like usual, this did not go down well with the British public, because, as we all know, the general public does not have a sense of humour and therefore cannot identify sarcasm. Apparently Offcom received 5,000 complaints, and even the Prime Minister David Cameron and Labour party leader Ed Miliband had their say. Although I feel David should be concentrating on more important things like whether the pensions are going to be affecting him as well as the other MP's, or is the government going to be OK?

Anyways the BBC and Jeremy Clarkson have apologised for any offence that was caused. But for those who were offended by this, get over it! He was clearly joking and if they don't understand sarcasm then they should not be allowed to own a telephone!

So there you go Jeremy, I have your back, however, in regards to you comment about suicides... You're on your own with that one.

Kerry Katona tells us about what happened after she won 'I'm a Celebrity'...7 years later!

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With 'I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here' on our screens once again, after 7 years since Kerry Katona won the crown, she has decided it is time for everybody to know what happened straight after she left the jungle...

She had a bath...OH WOW THANKS FOR TELLING US!!!

She explained to 'NOW ' magazine that having a wash as soon as you leave camp is crucial. Well that isn't completely necessary. You just need to stop rolling around in you own dirt after you use the dunny.

She told the magazine 'I remember getting in the bath and Brian had to wash me and the bath water was filthy.' Ok 1, have a shower instead then; and 2, why was Brian washing you? Were you four at the time? Are you that lazy? Or could you not be trusted with the Talcum Powder after your bath and needed to be supervised?

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After her bath, she understandably was craving some decent food. 'Then I had a McDonald's,' she admits, 'and when I got in a car I was like, what is this weird machine I'm in?!' YOU WERE IN THE JUNGLE FOR 2 WEEKS!!! Its not like she has been living with an Amazon tribe all her life, so I'm afraid Kerry, that comment makes you an idiot!

Cheryl's Cheeky gift from Nicola!

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Now we all hold grudges, whether we choose to admit it or not. But it seems that Cheryl Cole, and the rest of the Girls Aloud are still angry with Simon Cowell for his decision to sack Cheryl from the US X Factor, and replace her with Nicole Scherzinger (Shirt-singer if, like me you struggled to pronounce it) known for being in the girl band 'Nicole and the Pussycat Dolls'.

If you have been stuck down a hole for months and you do not know what is going on. Then basically Simon thought, that because X Factor was doing so well in the UK, he decided to abandon that show, to start one across the pond, and wanted Cheryl to join the team. This lasted a couple of months and she ended up coming back home, due to being sacked!

Well after this it was clear that Cheryl was extremely hurt, and at least once a week we are reminded on just how hurt she is.

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Fortunately for Cheryl, she has the support of the Girls Aloud ladies (minus Nadine) and Nicola has even gone and given her a gift that is sure to put a smile on her face... Simon Cowell Toilet paper! @CherylCole Babe.. Its not the girliest thing but I got you a present.. x #NaughtyNicola,' Tweeted Nicola who posted a pic of the comedy loo roll. I didn't know that Nicola liked toilet humour, but come to think of it, she must do when she has to listen to the s**t music she creates.

I wonder if this is their way of saying to Simon that he can either 'eat s**t and die'? Or that 'he can kiss their asses' If so I don't think they have thought this through as Simon can now say that his face has been in contact with an area on Cheryl's body that every man wishes to go.

Look out for the Tricksters during Halloween!

While I was writing some of this, I was being hounded by Trick or Treaters! I do not understand this tradition. Why should I give strangers in masks sweets, when they could quite easily be after my wallet or mobile phone instead.

But thinking about Halloween has made think that maybe some people aren't just evil on one day, but evil throughout the year; and I thought I would warn you guys and gals of the people to look out for!

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Louis Walsh - Sucks the talent out of performers and turns them into cabaret acts. That's right Louis they actually are Cabaret! Examples - Choosing to put through Jedward and Wagner in the live finals when they clearly have as much talent as Alex Reid's....Well...Alex Reid generally. Plus if it wasn't for Goldie quitting the X Factor, we could of be forced to watch her performances on the live shows.

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Jordan - The Siren who hunts down innocent men, using them to get publicity and media attention, and once she has sucked their soul out of them, she dumps them like the silicone implants which were once her breasts.

Jedward - Have been put on this earth to destroy Britain's entertainment sector. Simple as that! However I believe, if you split them apart, we can beat them. So come on guys, lets beat them! Grab you pitchforks!!!

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Justin Beiber - I believe this boy has sold his soul! Not only is he one of the worlds biggest singers right now. He is extremely talented in playing musical instruments such as the drums, piano, guitar and bass. He can also play American Football, Basketball, Football (Or Soccer for you guys over the pond) so I can't help but feel that he has sold his soul. Also if you have seen the series 'Reaper' you will know it is about a boy who becomes a Demon Hunter because his parents sold his soul to the devil to save themselves. So I am praying that the news article floating around about him getting a girl pregnant is not true!

I'm worried because I don't know how we can stop these monsters! Now after watching 'Paranormal Activity' I am not convinced that exorcism is the answer.

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Justin Bieber Rents out a Movie Theater for a date!

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I realise the last two posts have been about Bieber, but he seems to be the only one doing stupid stuff right now.

Now its no secret that women like a man to be romantic. But if someone rents out an entire cinema; you have to wonder what is going on. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were able to watch Hugh Jackman's new film Reel Steel without any hassle from fans, by renting out the entire movie theatre at Silvercity Polo Park. Whats wrong Bieber? Don't you want to show your girlfriend off to the public. Is Selena like Fiona in Shrek! Does she turn into an Ogre in the dark?

Maybe he doesn't want to have to hide in the back row to make out! If only he knew that the theatre next door was empty already! They were showing Never Say Never!

What I wanna know is, where is he going to stop. If he goes out for a meal, do they close a restaurant for him. And what about when he goes shopping, do they close the shopping mall? I'm worried about him! He could be suffering from Anthropophobia (a fear of people or society)

How did he sort out closing the cinema? Did he have to pay for every seat? If so he might as well of put a cinema in his house. Then I would be slightly jealous of the Biebster.

I hear Justin's next date is at the LA Galaxy stadium. Although he has bought the seats in the entire stadium so there won't be a soccer match on.

Justin Bieber on a mission to beef up!

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Justin Bieber has been asking his celebrity pals for tips to beef himself up after the singer became fed up with his puny frame.

The 17 year old has changed his diet by eating egg whites, grilled salmon and chicken. He wants to put on at least 15lbs and is hoping his protein-rich diet, recommended to him by Justin Timberlake and Zach Efron will help. I guess he also wants to have bad breath and bad wind.

I don't blame him. But why stop at putting on weight. He should think about university, looking for a new job, maybe a change of personality.

Good luck to him though. I know how hard it is to put on weight. But if he does succeed, he has to make sure that he doesn't go too far. Doesn't want to become a complete moron...he's already a muppet.

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Bruce Willis vs Ashton Kutcher! Ding Ding!

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If there is one person you don't want to upset, it is Bruce Willis. But it seems that Ashton Kutcher forgot this and has p****d him off big time!

Even though Brucie and Demi Moore split in 2000, Bruce still see her as family. So after hearing reports of Ashton allegedly cheating on Demi with Sara Leal. Bruce has turned into 'John McClane' and is on the warpath and is determined to have a chat with 'Hans Gruber' AKA Mr Kutcher.

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'When Bruce found out he flipped' A source told Now Magazine. 'He plans to confront Ashton and give him a huge talking-to... Bruce believes if you mess with people he loves, you mess with him... He trusted Ashton not to hurt his family and is planning to give him a piece of his mind... When he finally catches up with him it won't be pretty!'

After reading this, all I can say is... Goodbye Ashton, you had a good run, 33 is a good age to be destroyed! If you are going to anger someone, don't choose Bruce Willis! In his acting career he has killed 4 terrorists, stopped an asteroid from hitting the earth, and he has time travelled to stop 12 monkeys! What has Ashton done? He lost his car after a drunken night out, time travelled and messed up peoples lives, and ironically, has become a womaniser. The main difference is that Bruce did all this as an actor... I can't tell if Ashton was acting or if this was real life.

Anyways good luck Ashton, you never know, Two And A Half Men may be looking for another character in the near future.

X Factor! 16 down to 12!!

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Last weekend was extremely stressful for 16 people in our country. Not only did they have their first live performances on X Factor, but their judges had to decide which one of their singers had to go home.

I made a prediction after the live performances and I got 3/4, but that doesn't necessarily mean that I agree with the decisions.

The judge that I felt sorry for the most was Kelly Rowland. She has got such a strong category that whoever she chose, she was going to send home an amazing singer and unfortunately it was Amerlia Lily. Though I hope someone signs that girl because I think she is amazing!

The judge who I felt was the worst was, no surprise, Louis Walsh!! What an idiot!! After Jonjo's performance, the judges were quick to critise, saying that he was nervous and the song choice was poor All these comments seemed to make up Louis' mind on who to send home and he hadn't even seen the other performances. He made it clear that the song choice was not his idea, but Jonjo fought back by saying the one that Louis chose was less energetic than his.

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I can believe that. I bet Louis had a vision of Jonjo sitting on a stool, singing. Then when the song really gets going, Jonjo would then stand up and walk towards the front of the stage, resulting in a cheer from the crowd. That kind of original thinking would of seen Jonjo performing on this weeks show!

Unfortunately we cannot change what has happened, or will that be another X Factor twist?! All I can say is, Over 25s, watch your back, because Louis doesn't have it. He is still upset over Goldie!

Katie Price is at it again!

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Right I realise that I have been away from the celebrity world for at least a week. But I definitely remember reading an article last week about Leo Penna admitting to the press that he would like to marry Katie Price. It was definitely a week ago because I remember thinking what an idiot he was for falling into the trap of Medusa AKA Jordan. Now, a week later, I'm reading that they have split up and Katie has now been seen leaving the house of rugby player and ex to Kelly Brook, Danny Cipriani.

I guess this is what makes celebrity life so great. But reading this, half of me is filled with joy, but at the same time, the other half is filled with sadness. I think it is great that Leo Penna has escaped from Katie Price's world. But what about the poor rugby player who has been sucked into the world of a media hungry Siren.

A source said 'Pals have been urging her to forget the model and football types, saying rugby guys were much more reliable... She only got his number a couple of months ago and started bombarding him with texts.'

If she has been bombarding him with texts for months then does that mean that she was texting him whilst she was still with Penna? If so then maybe Danny's pals should have urged him away from models, or just Jordan.

If Jordan's relationship history is anything to go by, then we have nothing to worry about. They will be seen on holiday together, there will be reports about him staying in the same bed as her, she will meet his parents, talk about having children and getting married, maybe one of them may actually happen, then they will split up. So do not fear, should only last a maximum of a year.

Simon Cowell - Lady Gaga is boring

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Now the US X Factor has begun, its only right that Mr Cowell starts saying stupid stuff in order to promote the show.

This week he has stated that singers including Lady Gaga, Beyonce and Katy Perry are all boring! He was also kind enough to label Gaga as the 'most boring singer in the world' I guess she will be joining the list of boring singers. This list so far are as followed:

• Matt Cardle
• Leon Jackson
• Shayne Ward
• Steve Brookstein

Source Gaga's Meat Dress

Obviously Simon Cowell knows what he is on about. I mean of course its boring to turn up to award shows wearing nothing but meat! Or to turn up as your alter ego! This happens all the time, do something original for once Gaga for God sake!!!

However, being boring has helped her out! She is the most followed person on Twitter! She is also the first artist in history to have four #1 hits from a debut album!

Maybe Simon needs to think about how good he actually is at judging talent. Glee star Amber Riley was rejected by Mr Cowell and co when she auditioned for American Idol when she was 18. '...They told me no, my world crumbled. I was thinking these people are in the industry and they are telling me no. I'm not good enough to do this.' Isn't it amazing that they missed her talent and she is now in a world famous TV show!

Anyways their first episode was a huge success, and I'm sure the first series will be a hit so Simon will remain smug.

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Skins is to blame!!!!

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Have you guys ever heard of Peaches Geldof? She turns up in newspapers sometimes. Sometimes drunk, sometimes partying too hard, or just saying stupid stuff. She is also the daughter of a singer who really dislikes the start of the week for some reason.

In an interview with the Sun, she told the newspaper that the E4 show 'Skins' is the reason why teenagers have been given such a bad name. 'Skins is too much. It's real in some ways. But for every handful of teenagers who are wayward and going through things that are portrayed in Skins, there are many teenagers who aren't...it's not just this crazy, drug-fuelled orgy-filled thing... It gives a bad name to modern adolescence.'

Has Peaches been living in a bubble! I don't think Skins are to blame for teenagers being given a bad name. How about the riots which happened last month! I'm sure the character Tony Stonem was the reason why the teenagers in gangs decided to loot, vandalised and set fire to shops!

Hang on! Wasn't Peaches the muse behind the creation of Skins? What does she do other than appear in newspapers being drunk and disorderly.

Peaches has also given her opinion on reality TV shows, describing them as prostitution. Is that why she was on Fearne and Peaches Geldof? Or why she had her own advice show called OMG! With Peaches Geldof? Maybe Peaches needs to be the new Graeme Proctor from 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' she seems to have an opinion on everything.

What I want to know if why Peaches can't be one of those children who just lives off her fathers money. That way we don't have to listen to her like she is Moses. Read a newspaper before you speak please!

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Robbie Williams turns over a new leaf!

Hey guys. It's been awhile. Sorry for my lack of posting, but my lack of posting got me a new job so it was a sacrifice I was willing to make.

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So what have I missed? X Factor is as popular as ever, and now the auditions are over its now time for boot camp. But in present time, the wannabes have already been chosen and have been to the judges house; and, from what I have read, Gary's house was very interesting when the hopefuls were introduced to his guest judge Robbie Williams.

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If you remember in 2009 at Simon Cowells house. His guest judge Sinita welcomed the singers covered in leaves. By covered in leaves I don't mean she had a bath in glue and rolled around in Simon's back garden. I mean she was covered in palm leaves which were strategically arranged to shield her private area.

Inspired by her choice in outfit, Robbie, who is a huge fan of X Factor greeted his guests in nothing but a palm leaf. Now this would be amazing if he introduced himself to girls who were huge fans of Robbie Williams. But Gary was given the boys category so I'm sure it wouldn't of had the same effect. Although I could be wrong...

Anyways Robbie helped whittle eight down to four... I guess it was cold when he introduced himself...

Tory Party to increase binge drinking and alcoholism with new idea!

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Now increasing members is important in any club or party. But with the country being critised for binge drinking; offering alcohol for memberships is not the best direction to take. So its lucky that we are used to the Tory party throwing common sense out of the window as they have come up with a brilliant idea to offer potential members, to make them join their party.

For a £5 membership fee, you can recieve £40 discount on 12 bottles of wine costing £60. This seems to be a bit excessive. Maybe it is because their membership numbers have sunked to below 270,000 members, (Could be because they are crap)

Hold on! Who is paying for this?! This better not be coming out of our taxes! Definately better not be claimed back through expences!!! Maybe they each put in a sum of money into a kitty... HAHA yeah my arse!!

I think they were drunk when they thought of this. I can imagine them in the board room. George saying to David, 'I tell you what David, we are a nation of binge drinkers and alcoholics. Why don't we use this to manipulate the weak minded into voting?' 'George that is a brilliant idea! This may be the alcohol talking but I have always respected you, you're such a beautiful person... I love you man...' Ok so the last bit was made up, but we don't know what is going on behind those doors. They could be dancing to 'It's Chico time' whilst downing jelly shots for all we know!

This is such a stupid idea. Increasing membership is just like joining the gym! You sign up, go for a couple of sessions, then regret the decision a drink your sorrow away!

Now i'm sorry guys, I think I am actually going to have to sign up, and I think everyone else should to! I mean for £5 you get £40 discount. Think about it, just because you sign up doesn't mean you have to vote for them, use them then dump them, its their own fault!

Gary Barlow to show the judges past and present how its done!

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Head X Factor judge Gary Barlow (Yeah that's right Louis! Head judge!) has vowed to show the past judges, and Louis how to really mentor their acts.

Last year the judges were criticised for concentrating more on themselves rather than the acts, working hard to win the competition. Last year Cheryl Cole's acts complained to Simon about her mentoring skills. From what I saw of last year, Cheryl was more interested in becoming an average solo singer rather than actually doing her job, helping the contestants win the competition.

It was also common knowledge that Simon was keeping one eye on One Direction while the other eye was concentrating on the up coming US X Factor, what about the others?

Anyway Gary has nothing to distract him as Take That has taken a break for awhile so all his attention can be on his acts. Robbie Williams, Gary's guest judge told The Mirror 'Gary is going to be full-on as a mentor. He's going to be closer than anyone has been in the past...' Even closer than Wagner was to all the female contestants last year! '...Previously the judges maybe gave them half an hour if they were lucky.' Gary agrees by adding '...with time put into these kids, we are going to see a better quality of act because of it.'

Gary apparently didn't have a choice in choosing his guest judge as Robbie wouldn't let him leave without choosing him. He even offered his LA home for the auditions. Apparently Robbie loves reality TV. Gary told The Sun 'He watches all reality TV, including all the crap telly like Jersey Shore...' I like this man even more when I read this comment!

Source Robbie Williams

My main question about this is... Why hasn't Robbie Williams turned out like Ozzy Osbourne? I read this article where he talks about his 'colossal' drug taking and nights where he didn't care if he lived or died. He described how he took prescription drugs and labelled it as 'The American Addiction'! What MacDonalds?! Are all the drugs put into a happy meal! He continued by saying 'I would do 20 Vicodin in a night. It was a painkiller. Then I'd take Adderall, which was like speed for people with ADHD. I'd be doing colossal, heart-stopping amounts of that. You can buy Sativa, which is basically LSD for five minutes.' Alright Robbie don't give people tips!!!

Apparently it's all good though, he is off the drugs, so now we just have to worry about the other guest judges! Now my thought is that Kelly will ask her ex band mate Michelle Williams, which will be quite ironic as she has the same amount of vocal talent as an 90 year old chain smoker. Its the other two judges that I am more interested in. Surely I am not the only one to think that it would be pure entertainment to see Jedward guest judge with Louis in Ireland! Their feedback would be great! 'Listen okay, this, okay is our opinion okay. You need to okay, like sing using your mouth okay, and dance using your...umm...feet and legs okay' Tulisa has got to have either Fazer or Dappy right? Imagine them giving feedback. 'Ear me now! You bruv are dope up in this joint for shizzle innit!'

Whatever happens, its good to know the final four boys and the show are in good hands. Gary has been sending texts to Simon just to compare the ratings from last year, each time this year has been successful. I think the texts go something like 'Ha! Suck it bitch! I guess all those buttons you opened up on your shirts made no difference what so ever. Put your chest hair away!!!'

Jim Carrey Caught Painting Graffiti On His House!

 Source The Legend Jim Carrey

Recently divorced comedy genius Jim Carrey has been either suffering from a mid-life crisis, or has been making the most of single life.

This Monday he was caught spray painting his New York apartment in bright colours, including the initials 'FFC' (If anyone knows why please leave a comment below). I'm worried this will make people question his sanity, because, if you think about it, if it was a Banksy, it would be considered art. Just because Jim didn't do it at night doesn't make it any less special. If they are going to question his sanity, maybe they should concentrate their attention on the meat wearing, ball bag carrying, psycho genius whos second name states that she is going mental...Gaga for you guys who are lost.

Source Jim Carrey's message for Emma Stone

Last month he created a video dedicated to Emma Stone (Superbad, Easy A, Zombieland) expressing his love for the actress. Again people thought he was mad, but who doesn't fancy Emma Stone? Jim just has the plums to do something about it. Would of been a problem if he broke the ice by asking if she wanted to hear the most annoying noise in the world!

Ok so you don't often see houses or apartments covered in graffiti unless you live in an area where you need a tattoo to represent your gang, but if you look at the history of the actor's films, at least 95% of them involves him being nuts, Dumb and Dumber, Cable Guy, The Mask. So in real life we are bound to see the nutty, entertaining side come out for some fresh air. As long as he doesn't become Hank Evans!

Anyway who cares if he is a bit nutty. All artist who were considered to be genius' have a wierd side to them. Michael Jackson had a theme park in his back garden and often had sleepovers with little children. THOUGH NOTHING HAPPENED!! Charlie Sheen (if you would consider him a genius) has become a Ninja Warrior Assassin! And Britney Spears shaved her head and tried to seduce her security guard, whilst being very smelly!

Source Jim Carrey Graffiti

Now just look at his face! He isn't going crazy! That is the expression he uses in his films when his comedy character is serious, e.g. Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events... Am I sounding a bit obsessed with Jim?

Whether he is going mad or not, I cannot wait to see what he is going to do next! And guys don't judge him too much. Just because he rocks doesn't mean he's made of stone!

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes seen holding hands and kissing at Disneyland!

Source Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling

You guys are never going to believe what I read on the USmagazine website. Actors and couple Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes were seen at Disneyland TOGETHER! Holding hands, and, wait for it... KISSING! I mean OMG! WTF is going on here!

I forgot we were living in Victorian times where a man and a woman cannot be left alone together until they are engaged... I must of been dreaming all this time... Do Ipods exist or am I going going crazy? Ok if we are living in 2011 then they must of built a Disneyland in Dubai because those Islams don't like showing affection in public. No! It was in LA? Then what the hell is the problem?! Were they riding eachother, no! Ok i'm lost then as to why this is such a big deal?

Onlookers said that they went on all the rides, and Ryan was fed cotton candy and corn on the cob...messy!

Hang on, all this talk about them being affectionate, and no one has noticed that they were being stalked. Maybe Disneyland should sort out the perverts first!