Katie Price is at it again!

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Right I realise that I have been away from the celebrity world for at least a week. But I definitely remember reading an article last week about Leo Penna admitting to the press that he would like to marry Katie Price. It was definitely a week ago because I remember thinking what an idiot he was for falling into the trap of Medusa AKA Jordan. Now, a week later, I'm reading that they have split up and Katie has now been seen leaving the house of rugby player and ex to Kelly Brook, Danny Cipriani.

I guess this is what makes celebrity life so great. But reading this, half of me is filled with joy, but at the same time, the other half is filled with sadness. I think it is great that Leo Penna has escaped from Katie Price's world. But what about the poor rugby player who has been sucked into the world of a media hungry Siren.

A source said 'Pals have been urging her to forget the model and football types, saying rugby guys were much more reliable... She only got his number a couple of months ago and started bombarding him with texts.'

If she has been bombarding him with texts for months then does that mean that she was texting him whilst she was still with Penna? If so then maybe Danny's pals should have urged him away from models, or just Jordan.

If Jordan's relationship history is anything to go by, then we have nothing to worry about. They will be seen on holiday together, there will be reports about him staying in the same bed as her, she will meet his parents, talk about having children and getting married, maybe one of them may actually happen, then they will split up. So do not fear, should only last a maximum of a year.

Jordan experiencing her mid-life crisis

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Jordan has admitted to close friends that she is extremely worried that she is no longer considered sexy to the opposite sex. A source close to the reality TV star says 'She's getting scared that she is losing her sex symbol.' Well stop having all those surgeries! Because eventually there will be a mix up and you may go from having a V to having a P.

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The ex model's confidence is slipping, even after falling into a relationship with Agentinian model Leandro Penna. A friend of hers told Now! 'She's never been happy with how she looks, which is why she's had so many boob jobs, lipo and fillers'

Apparently Leandro made it worse when he paid her a compliment by saying how gorgeous she looked in her early pictures. What a horrible man!!! Luckily for Jordan its whats inside that counts, which is her original face and breasts!
 
Anyway Jordan has nothing to worry about. Men don't just go for looks. Personality is just as important...Oh...umm...Sorry Jordan, maybe you should be scared.

Leandro Penna to be a father...Whether he likes it or not!

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Katie Price has been buying baby magazines, taking supplements and planning to create a nursery as she is determined to get pregnant with current boyfriend Leandro Penna. Although she is excited about this, Leo's family are greatly concerned that his modelling career is suffering the longer he stays in the UK with her. I just think his mental well-being is suffering personally!

They; as well as myself, believe that Katie is just using him to get pregnant, which should be quite easy considering there is a language barrier between the pair! I can imagine Katie mumbling, 'I want your baby' Leo responds 'Que' (Or K if you don't know how to pronounce it) and Katie takes that as an agreement.

Leo needs to get out while he still can, if not for him then for us. I'm already bored about their relationship. Plus it will save on his travel expenses.

Katie if you want to get pregnant then there are sperm banks for that. Don't make another man suffer for the rest of his life by being forced to keep in contact with you. Or if you're determined to have a famous husband be the father then why not get in contact with Arnold Schwarzenegger, or even Ryan Giggs. I hear they would be good at creating a love child.

Katie has cured my writers block!

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Just when I thought I was getting writers block, I read an article about Katie Price and I'm back!


Katie Price is in search for the new 'Jordan' and she has been talking to the Daily Star about her new reality show 'Discovered By Katie Price' who she is looking for. 'I'm looking for someone like me, someone determined to devote themselves to their modelling career'

Katie Tweeted this morning, 'London auditions at Westfield tomorrow from 9am', and according to the new judge 'I'm looking for model looks, a killer body, bags of ambition, a rock-solid personality, have-a-go attitude and a good sense of humour'...

I'm sorry but didn't she say that she was looking for someone like her! If that is true then she should of said. 'I'm looking for someone who constantly says in interviews 'I am who I am', someone who gets into a committed relationship, gets a tattoo for them, gets married, possibly has kids, then breaks up with the unlucky idiot.'

The lucky winner of the competition will join the ex model's new modelling agency 'Black Sheep Management' and will become the new Jordan...Doesn't sound much of a prize to me.

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Katie shocks us again...Or does she?

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It seems that Katie Price does not learn from her mistakes.

After she had a tattoo of a rose put on her wrist to cover the previous tattoo she had for Peter Andre, she then decided to get another tattoo with 'Leo' and the date they met just above her left ankle, and it seems Leandro Penna has does the same thing...

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Is it me or isn't it about time Katie was on Jeremy Kyle? I can see the caption now, 'This is my 4th, 5th or 6th commited relationship, but I love him!'

When Katie breaks up with Leo, will she get another flower to cover it. If she keeps this up then she will eventually turn into a rose garden; unfortunately the pretty rose won't cover the s**t that she decides to do! Katie is like a broken record which is getting very boring. If she wants to suprise me, I would love for her to actually stay out of the media.

Katie to sue for bad hair day!

Looks like Jordan A.K.A Katie Price is making a name for herself in the states and that name is 'PITA' (Pain In The Ass)

She is now threatening to sue a salon in Hollywood for $11,000 for leaving her with hair extensions which have snapped and fallen out. In December she flew to the states to see Lea Journo, one of the most in demand hair dresser in Hollywood. The treatment in which she had hair extensions put in, took 48 hours to do! But the reality TV star claims that after a period of 5 days, her hair was left ruined and resulted in her having to spend £45,000 trying to sort it out.

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Maybe if she stopped treating her hair all the time, it would be able to recover itself. She is turning into the female version of Michael Jackson with the amount of botox and surgery she has, and it hasn't made her look any better, if anything, a personality change would help her more than anything cosmetic.

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Thankfully though the salon is not worried because they do not even know who she is. A source from the salon said 'She's like a Britain's answer to Pamela Anderson but not as pretty or successful right? It doesn't bother us and to be honest it's a relief! We handle the biggest stars in Hollywood. She's a nobody!' The salon also says that the hair was damaged by another hairdresser.

Either way Katie needs to get over it and give it a rest; and by 'it' i mean the hair on her head, because I bet you wouldn't be able to tell what is her hair and what is someone else's.

Jordan prepared to marry '40 times!' My God!

Now i realise in my first blog i said i would probably write about Katie Price A.K.A Jordan again in the future, i did not expect it to be this soon.

During an interview with Richard Bacon with which she was there to plug her new reality show. She told the presenter: "It could take me nine times, 20 times, until I find the right one - or 40 actually. I'm not put off marriage."

Now i know i am only in my 20's but! i'm in a long term relationship with a fantastic woman that i have been with for 8 years and during this time we have only been engaged for one of those years. I think this is either for two reasons. 1. We haven't had a slice of fame nor fortune therefore we do not need to say or do stupid stuff to keep the attention on us. OR 2. We have gotten to know eachother inside out and supported eachother until we were in a position where we knew it was time to progress. I guess it shows that you can have happiness without lots and lots of money.

I hope Katie finds the love of her life, and you never know it may be her new 'love' model Leandro Penna. However occording to 'Heatworld' he is already planning to leave Jordan to go back to Argentina claiming that he is only with her to help boost his career in the UK.

Oh well Katie, there are still 30 odd more fish in the sea.

Ciao x

Jordan's new 'love'

So i never thought i would say this but it appears that Katie Price, also known as Jordan has found new love since her split with Alex Reid.

The 33 year old model/author/reality TV expert tweeted that Spanish model Leandro Penna is 'a real sweetheart, i love him'. Now i'm not too sure if Katie knows what love is anymore. Her history of relationship seems a lot like celebrity speed dating with a check list. She has been with a footballer, two 'singers', a cage fighter and now a model. Maybe next week she will be with Lembit Opik (Politian check) or even Gillian McKeith just to keep the media interested.

Now don't me wrong i have a lot of respect for her as a business woman. Its just her love life is letting her down and i along with a lot of people are fed up with seeing headlines saying 'The Real Story' But do not fear Jordan as i have an idea for you that will save you from you bad luck with men. Its called a Tamgotchi! It would be perfect, i had one as a child. It was a baby and you looked after it, played with it, and then after 3 years, it goes away and you start again with a new one.

Anyway i have a feeling that this will not be the last time i talk about Jordan, but you never know, she may prove me wrong. But until then i would like to let her know that she can buy Tamagotchis for about £10 on many shopping websites.

Thanks for reading guys and gals, see you soon