John Terry, Rio Ferdinand and Wayne Rooney plea to stop the rioting!

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In an attempt to stop the rioting, England captain John Terry, along with Rio Ferdinand and Wayne Rooney have attended a press conference to plead to the rioters to stop, allowing the premiership games to start this weekend.

Club England managing director Adrian Bevington spoke on the behalf of the players. Their joint statement said: ‘On behalf of the squad, we would like to say we are disappointed that tomorrow’s game has been called off but obviously we understand the reasons behind this decision and support it. We’ve all seen the terrible pictures on the television and the most important thing at this time is the safety of the fans and the general public. At this time, the whole squad would like to appeal for calm and an end to the disorder that has been ongoing.’ 

Now I think its great that the England team are trying to use their status as role models to make a difference. But why choose these three? One of them was banned for 6 months for missing drug tests, and they have all been in the newspapers because of adultery. It would of been equally as affective if they bought the Kray Twins back from the dead to ask for peace.

What is going on with this country anyway. They are using the shooting of Mark Duggan by police as an excuse to cause havoc. Here are my issues with that:

1. He was a gang member
2. Even if he didn't fire his weapon. If he pointed it at armed police, they are going to shoot.
3. His picture definitely made him appear to be the pillar of the community

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Now I have an idea on how to punish these teenagers. Obviously chucking them in prison would be great, but we do have a problem with them being full. Why don't we go to these people's houses, go up to the their rooms, grab everything expensive that they own e.g. TV, CD player, ipod, mobile, games consoles etc. Take the items, put them in a skip, and set the feckers on fire, and make them watch. We could even chuck them in but I don't know if that comes under their human rights.

 

I don't know about you guys but all this rioting goes to show that we need to listen more to the Kaiser Chiefs!

Being married has made Ashely Cole cheat!

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Personal Trainer, Collette McBarron, who spent an intimate night with Cheryl Cole's again ex Ashley Cole cuddling, insists they just chatted about his split from the Geordie singer and has discovered the reason for all the cheating Ashley did.

'You go from being someones boyfriend to being their husband...When you're someones boyfriend, you don't feel so much responsibility towards that person.' Ashley said. What a gentleman! 'Once you're a husband you can't act in a way that you would have done if you were a boyfriend.'

So does that mean that Cheryl was aware of what Ashley was like before they got married? Did she think that marrying him would calm him down? If so that is unbelievable! Its like Germany being in a relationship with Hitler who wanted to rule the world, but they thought, 'If we invade Poland, that should calm him down'

But Collette is convinced his cheating is not all his fault. 'He can't help but be sucked onto the world of nightclubs and girls because it goes with the job,' She tells the Daily Mail. Umm No Collette! His job is being a football player. That involves training, playing games, sponsorship. If anything, by going out and drinking actually hinders some players. If he wants partying to go with the job, maybe he should get into business with Peter Stringfellow.

Ashley just can't behave himself!

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Ashley Cole has to be the dumbest person in the media right now.

After all the articles we have read recently about Cheryl and Ashley getting back together, he seems to have screwed it up again by sleeping with an air stewardess in LA just before he flew back to be with the Girls Aloud singer for her 28th birthday party.

I don't understand this man! People would give their right testicle to be with Cheryl Cole! Ashley! Looks! You may never be with this woman again!

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He is considered to be the best left back in the world but he is also the biggest dumbass in the world, he gets paid over £90k a week, and somehow, by kicking the ball for 90 minutes means that women, who, if I use them as a stereotype, aren't that interested in football, seem to fall for them. Now if Cheryl was shallow then she would only of got with him for his money. But I think she saw something in him, or maybe it was an airgun wedding...

If, after everything Ashley has done to her, Cheryl still wants to be with him, I have the perfect idea for her...ROLE PLAY!!!

Ashley can't seem to settle down with one woman, so why doesn't she become multiple women. She could be Wendy the nurse one day, then Debbie the secretary another day etc. As long as he doesn't get confused when she actually does her job as a singer and sleeps with Cher Lloyd accidently.

Cheryl lays down some rules for Ashley!

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The official announcement of Cheryl and Ashley Cole reigniting their relationship is only just round the corner, however before that happens, it seem Cheryl has written a rule-book for Ashley to keep him on the straight and narrow.

They involve six simple rules:

1. No Sexting - For those who do not know what that is, it is the act of sending sexually explicit messages or photographs, primarily between mobile phones. He isn't even allowed to do it with her! Just in case one of them loses their phone. Also Ashley is only allowed one phone! No 'pimp mobiles'
2. Daily video chats to make sure he is actually in his hotel room. An insider from Now said 'Ash called her every night while he was in LA and she wants that to continue' (Problem with that rule - he maybe in the hotel room, the main thing question is, is there anyone else with him?)
3. No secret networking, Cheryl has to know all his accounts and passwords
4. Cookery classes. Cheryl wants them to do more things as a couple.
5. Do not play away. Cheryl will randomly call hotels to make sure Ashley is where he says he is.
6. The couple spend at least one weekend a month where they can go on romantic getaways to spend some alone time together.

Although Ashley bought this on himself, I can't help but feel that he has been put on parole. I can imagine Cheryl in an officers uniform...Possibly an outfit that many men have pictured her in.

However if this works, the other WAGs might take note and make their own rules for their hubbies. We may see a new reality TV programme called 'I'm an English Premiership footballer, get me out of here'

Maybe Coleen Rooney already has a rule book... I think there would only be two rules in that one though.

1. Stay away from people grandmothers
2. Stay away from prostitutes

Chelsea's new boss bans special treatment for players!

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For Chelsea Football club, the signing of new Blues boss Andre Villas-Boas sounds like 2011/12 is going to be an exciting season for the premiership. However, for the football players, it could be a very tough, boring season. 

Andre has made some drastic changes at the club to help his players stay focussed by:

1. Training sessions to start at 9am everyday.
2. Banning hairdressing treatments for players after training sessions as well as family members.
3. Limiting the use of mobile phones whilst at the training ground.
4. Banning paintballing trips which John Terry organises to keep the teams spirit up.

Is it me or is he mainly punishing Ashley Cole. Ashley like nothing better then to send texts including picture messages as well as firing his air rifle in the training ground. The Sun says that they 'bet the WAGs hate this' but i'm sure Cheryl is happy with the decision. She now has Andre to keep an eye on him during the day, and she can keep an eye on him in the evenings. He is being treated like a horny dog!... Although that isn't a bad description at the moment.

Although I do not like how he has conducted his personal life, Ashley Cole is still the best left back in the world! It could even be a good thing for Ashley... It may be the last time any of the Chelsea lads will make jokes about his tiny weapon.

Rio Ferdinand joins the naughty list

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Rio Ferdinand has become the latest premier league footballer to become the center of an alledged affaire with possibly 10 women in the last 13 years.

The main affair started 13 years ago with a interior designer named Carly Storey when the central defender was a reserve in West Ham, which lasted 13 years during which time Rio has got married and had 2 children. Ferdinand is now seeking damages from a Sunday Newspaper for Invasion of Privacy, although the newspaper is defending itself by quoting the freedom of speech act.

I don't know why he feels he has a leg to stand on. If you don't want bad things from your life such as affairs to be talked about in a newspaper, then don't have affairs! Simple!

So Rio's lawyer is saying that his client is not supposed to be a role model, that his job is to play football. Well if he doesn't want to be a role model, then he shouldn't have gotten a job that children think is cool. Maybe he should get a job as a poo inspector, no-one thinks that is a cool.

I just thought, if he has had an affair with 10 different women, no wonder he has had so many injuries!

Slowly our England team are becoming all cheats. All i'll say to them is if they are going to cheat, can they do it on the pitch so we can actually win something!

Giggs cheats on wife again...But which one?

The Giggs' saga continues with the announcement that Rhodri, brother of Manchester United star Ryan Giggs, has also been playing away.

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Danielle Healy has come forward to brand the young brother a 'hypocrite' by claiming that he slept with her four months ago. When speaking to the Sun she said 'I think Rhodri has got a lot of balls trying to play the victim in all this...I might not have had an eight-year affair with him but what we did was still wrong. He was a married man with children when he had sex with me. He wasn't exactly being the family man the night we got it together.'

The business administrator said she met the younger brother of the two at a pub in Manchester in February. She noticed he had rings on both hands including his wedding fingers. When he was asked if the ring was his wedding ring, he replied, 'That's my wedding ring' then he pointed to his right hand 'That's my divorce ring'.

They spent half an hour in the bedroom, (which i think is the reason why Ryan was the more successful brother, as he was able to last for 90 minutes), then they re-joined the party.

This story seems to be a lot better than the Terrygate scandal, and I think ITV and C4 needs to get on the phone and invite them onto their TV programmes. ITV could invite them onto Jeremy Kyle! They could go on after Katie Price. Channel 4 could invite them all onto 'Come Dine With Me' After they have a slap up meal, they could put their keys into a bowl and see who they get to spend the night with. Or they could do 'Celebrity Wife Swap'! I think they would be guaranteed a place on Coronation Street! What a brilliant storyline. Imogen who sleeps with Ryan, who also sleeps with Natasha, who is married to Rhodri who sleeps with Danielle, its perfect!

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 Source The Giggs family

Unfortunately for Rhodri, that one night has cost him his marriage with Natasha as she can't be with him anymore! Before she wanted to fight to save their marriage, but now she cannot trust him, its over! Clearly the 8 year affair is completely different and doesn't count... 'Pot calling the kettle black' comes to mind!'

I feel sorry for Imogen. With the latest stories, she has faded out of the lime-light! I recommend she contacts Wayne and Coleen Rooney and see if they want to have a night out, see what happens...

Wayne Rooney's new hair!

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Wayne Rooney has proudly shown his followers on Twitter his new head of hair. It appears the England striker was feeling conscious about the fact that he was going bald at 25, and even though he has been the joke of the dressing room at the United training ground, he has spent a whopping £12,000 on a hair transplant (Or £30,000 according to the Daily Mail).

Many have wondered why he has gone for the procedure? Because he is not blessed with great looks as it is, you would think that the money could be spent on something more worthwhile such as a charity...or castration (would think Coleen might of thought of that at one point).

Anyways I'm sure Rooney did this to boost his self-esteem and fair play to him! The only thing i wonder is, if he did spend £30k like the Daily Mail said. Why oh why did he not sort out the receding hairline?!

Giggs' wife seen without her wedding ring!

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This story seems to be going on for as long as the John Terry, Wayne Bridge soap opera. But after the privacy injunction failed to hide the secret affair between Imogen Thomas and Ryan Giggs, the press seems to be all over it and it also appears that his wife has only recently found out. Stacey Giggs was spotted by photographers leaving her house, and it seems that she had forgotten to put on the huge diamond engagement ring along with her wedding band. (must of accidentally left it in the bin or down the drain)

Source Ryan and Stacey Giggs

With all the talk about the footballer keeping it a secret and how it was ruining Imogen's reputation (even though she was the one who he was having an affair with), we never thought about how the wife was handling it, or even if she knew about it. At least she will now know how bad playing off-side really is! The only plus side I can think of about this story is that even though Ryan has been living in Manchester for over 20 years, his mind recently has been thinking about those welsh valley's...

Source Imogen posing for Paddy Power

Imogen seems to be doing ok though, she recently took part in a high-profile ad campaign with Paddy Power, dressed in a Manchester United shirt after apparently being offered a six-figure sum to do it. According to Paddy Power, this photo shoot was taking place at the same time that Ryan's name was said in the House of Commons. Paddy Power has also made a special bet for the public. 7/1 odds that Giggs will score on Saturday.

Giggs joins the list of straying footballers. This is the team so far:

GK -
DL - Ashley Cole
DC - John Terry
DC - Rio Ferdinand
DR -
ML - Ryan Giggs
MC -
MC -
MR - Rhodri Giggs
ST - Wayne Rooney
ST - Peter Crouch

Manager - Sven Goran Eriksson

Its starting to look like a pretty decent football team. I'm sure Giggs won't be the last player in this situation so I will probably have to keep updating this post every now and then. We could create a GB team for the Olympics. It would help that these guys are now used to playing away!

Thanks for reading guys and gals x

Fergie thinking of banning Twitter!

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During a press conference, Alex Ferguson hinted that he is considering banning the social networking site Twitter and installing a library in the training camp.

After the recent spat between Wayne Rooney and one of his followers (i know what you're thinking, Wayne Rooney causing trouble, not like him), and although it was later dismissed as banter, it is still on the managers mind.

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'I don't understand why anyone can be bothered with that kind of stuff' Alright grandad! 'There are millions of things you can do in your life without that...Get yourself down to the library and read a book, seriously' That's easy for Alex to say; but for a lot of these player on Twitter, its easier and quicker for them to use Twitter than to learn how to read and then read a book.

Ferguson does add a valid point for these high profile players and how they need to be cautious. 'It is a responsibility. They are responsible for their actions... We as a club are looking at it because there can be an issue attached to it. And we don't want that.'

Thanks for reading guys and gals x

Wayne Rooney's Recieves Two Match Ban!

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During Rooney's celebrations following his third goal with which Manchester United came back from being 0-2 down against West Ham to finish 4-2. The striker swore into a pitchside camera and was subsequently charged by the Football Association for using offensive language with a two match ban. Since then Rooney has released a statement showing his disappointment in the decision.

In his statement, Rooney commented that his ban did not seem right, he went on to say that he is not the only footballer who swears during a match but he is the only one who was banned. I think he had forgotten Drogba's ban after the 2009 champions league semi final against barcelona when he made his feelings clear about the referees failure to award Chelsea numerous amounts of calls for penalties.

This is not the first time Rooney has been on the front page for the wrong reasons. Rooney reportedly slept with a prostitute, Jennifer Thompson on a number of occasions in 2009 while his wife Coleen was pregnant with son Kai. Although his lawyer tried to stop these allegations from reaching the press, they were unsuccessful.

On the 19th of June 2010 he was forced to apologise to the nation for his rant about the fans boos after the England side woeful draw to Algeria. His comments 'Nice to hear your own fans booing you. That's what loyal support is!' was heard by television cameras as the team walked off the pitch.

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Now unfortunately Rooney whether you like it or not, you are in the public eye; and because of this, what you do on the pitch represents your team, the FA and England so you are going to be critised for that. You are also a role model to children, so when they see you swearing to everyone watching the game, it encourages them to act in the same way, which could contribute to the behaviour of wannabe gangsters infesting our streets at night. Just think, by behaving and being the great player you are, the articles in the newspapers will be positive. In the words of Ben Parker from Spiderman 'With great power, comes great responsibility' (cheesy i know)

I have one more final rant about this subject but it isn't aimed at Rooney its aimed at Oliver Holt who writes for The Sun. In his article he says that it is part of the job, just like a cabbie in London chatting to his passengers. I guarantee in Rooney's contract it does not state that the player must swear at the camera every single game. He also said that the worst the the striker could of done was scare squeamish children; and that is acceptable is it?! His final comment was 'I swear infront of my children but it does not make me a bad father because i teach them morals and values.' Looks like your children are gonna struggle when applying for jobs in the future. 'I would like to apply for this position because i am f**king brilliant at it, and would p*ss all over the other applicants' Good luck with that!

On a side note i would like to say i hope that Wayne has a successful season for England, keep banging in those goals lol

Thanks for reading guys