Westlife to 'Help clear Louis' name'

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Westlife singers Kian Egan and Shane Filan has backed their manager Louis Walsh and are prepared to give evidence in order to save his reputation of an alleged sexual assault.

Kian told The Mirror yesterday 'We are ready to speak to police to clear Louis' name... We are with him 100% and will fully co-operate with the inquiry, but he is innocent.' How do they know? Was he fondling them instead at the time the allegation occurred? Or do they know due to the disappointment they felt that they were not able to watch?!

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Louis has not been arrested, but he was questioned for two hours at the Four Seasons Hotel. Louis told the newspaper. 'It did not happen so therefore there is no case to answer. I am extremely angry that someone is trying to tarnish my name and reputation.' Did he have a positive reputation? I thought his reputation was being an old fashioned judge who doesn't actually have an eye for talent anymore...

Kim Kardashian proves her booty is 100% real...

Kim Kardashian has proved to...millions (I'm guessing) of people that her butt is 100% real by having an X-ray taken of her big behind.

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'My sisters have dared me to get a butt X-ray, because there are so many people claiming i have butt implants and I'm so tired of them,' I think she has misheard them, what they have actually been saying is how much of a pain in the ass she is. She didn't have to prove it to me. Her 'Sketchers' advert was proof enough. She was so happy with the results, she ended it with her personal trainer because of them! Not the best advert, 'If you want a huge ass then why not try Sketchers' The acting was so bad I thought I was watching one of her reality shows!

Now if Kim is looking for a way to join J-Lo and Beyonce in the big booty club, she will have to speak to the President of the club. Hope this picture helps you Kim in tracking her down.

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Louis Walsh searching for some lucky charms!

According to the Sun. A 24 year old single dad has claimed that Louis Walsh, judge on the UK version of The X Factor molested the man in a nightclub toilet.

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Apparently it all happened in the Krystle Nightclub after a Westlife gig. They had met up in the Global Bar in the Russell Court Hotel, had some drinks, before making their way to the nightclub.

Maybe the bloke wanted to get to the finals of the X Factor?! I was thinking that must of been the only way that Wagner and Jedward got through. 'You can go through if you grab my lucky charms!'

According to the Daily Mail, staff at the club are well aware of who this man is and have described him as a 'celebrity chaser'. Police have decided not to charge the judge as they do not have any credence to the alleged victim. The man also changed his story a number of times, first saying that he was groped on the dancefloor, then maintaining Louis grabbed his genitals in the toilets. I was thinking if he wanted to make himself famous, why hasn't he tracked down Kerry Katona or Katie Price. Kerry has recently broken up with her fella, and Katie wants another child so what is he waiting for!

Louis has told the papers that he is fighting this accusation and is preparing to hire top lawyers to sue the Sun for printing the article. He is quoted as saying 'Anyone who knows me knows this is a pack of lies...I'm keeping my head up, and staying proud.'

Simon is said to be showing his support... I guess he has to as if Louis was sacked from X Factor, then there would be a brand new judging panel, and we wouldn't see any crap singers go through to the live finals! SIMON SACK HIM!!!

Cheryl Cole's life saved by rocks!

With everything that has happened to Cheryl Cole during the last couple of months. It is good to know that someone is looking after her. No not Ashley!

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TV astrologer Russell Grant has been feeling sorry for Cheryl and has sent her 3 healing gemstones to help the Geordie singer get through her X Factor failure. Apparently 'Cheryl needs this at the moment' he told The Sun. The gems he got her were an amethyst which 'protects from psychic attack'; Tiger's eye to bring her 'protective energy' and fluorite, to 'dissipate nervous energy'


He is missing a trick here! Why hasn't he gone on 'Dragons Den' to sell these products in supermarkets. If they really worked then people would be queuing out of the store to get them. I would like a 'get rid of Jedward' stone please!

I'm surprised that doctors don't use stones to heal people, maybe one of these stones could cure the common cold, hangovers, or even to stop Justin Bieber from singing...although I think any stone would stop that...

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I really doubt that Russell has cured Cheryl, but it appears that the singer is feeling a lot better than she did a couple of weeks ago. She has tweeted to her followers that she is doing a lot better. 'I want to PROMISE you that I am absolutely fine and more than OK!' I bet her relationship with Simon is still on the rocks...I bet there is a gemstone for that!

Will Cheryl make a big mistake!

So I have heard that Ashley Cole has taken advantage of Cheryl Cole's bad fortune and has raced over to comfort during her tough time.

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Since losing her place on both the UK and US X Factor, Cheryl has been in contact with her cheating ex boyfriend Ashley, and before he went to LA, they met up at their old house to play pool, had some drinks and have a chat. According to most media tabloids, they are on course to getting back together, even planning on having a holiday together.

What is going on with the WAGs?! We have heard many stories about some of our England football stars, and Ryan Giggs being caught offside, and each time the girlfriends and wives have come running back to them. Although we are yet to see what Stacey Giggs is going to do with the sex obsessed Welshman.

Now we know that WAG stands for 'Wives and Girlfriends', but I feel we need to change it to SWAG 'Some Women Are Gullable'! Are these footballers just being punished with suspensions rather than permanent bans? Has Ashley served a 9 month ban and is now cleared of all his sins? What kind of message are these women sending to girls who see them as role models? If he has lots of money then he can play away. Now those chav lads who go on Jeremy Kyle because they have cheated on their girlfriends have a defence, 'well you did say you would love to be treated like a footballers wife...'

Those WAGs have to decide whether they care more about their pride, or money. If they choose money then may I suggest to the lads a holiday to Thailand for the boys. I'm sure they would have a great time over there.

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Giggs cheats on wife again...But which one?

The Giggs' saga continues with the announcement that Rhodri, brother of Manchester United star Ryan Giggs, has also been playing away.

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Danielle Healy has come forward to brand the young brother a 'hypocrite' by claiming that he slept with her four months ago. When speaking to the Sun she said 'I think Rhodri has got a lot of balls trying to play the victim in all this...I might not have had an eight-year affair with him but what we did was still wrong. He was a married man with children when he had sex with me. He wasn't exactly being the family man the night we got it together.'

The business administrator said she met the younger brother of the two at a pub in Manchester in February. She noticed he had rings on both hands including his wedding fingers. When he was asked if the ring was his wedding ring, he replied, 'That's my wedding ring' then he pointed to his right hand 'That's my divorce ring'.

They spent half an hour in the bedroom, (which i think is the reason why Ryan was the more successful brother, as he was able to last for 90 minutes), then they re-joined the party.

This story seems to be a lot better than the Terrygate scandal, and I think ITV and C4 needs to get on the phone and invite them onto their TV programmes. ITV could invite them onto Jeremy Kyle! They could go on after Katie Price. Channel 4 could invite them all onto 'Come Dine With Me' After they have a slap up meal, they could put their keys into a bowl and see who they get to spend the night with. Or they could do 'Celebrity Wife Swap'! I think they would be guaranteed a place on Coronation Street! What a brilliant storyline. Imogen who sleeps with Ryan, who also sleeps with Natasha, who is married to Rhodri who sleeps with Danielle, its perfect!

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Unfortunately for Rhodri, that one night has cost him his marriage with Natasha as she can't be with him anymore! Before she wanted to fight to save their marriage, but now she cannot trust him, its over! Clearly the 8 year affair is completely different and doesn't count... 'Pot calling the kettle black' comes to mind!'

I feel sorry for Imogen. With the latest stories, she has faded out of the lime-light! I recommend she contacts Wayne and Coleen Rooney and see if they want to have a night out, see what happens...

Katie has cured my writers block!

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Just when I thought I was getting writers block, I read an article about Katie Price and I'm back!


Katie Price is in search for the new 'Jordan' and she has been talking to the Daily Star about her new reality show 'Discovered By Katie Price' who she is looking for. 'I'm looking for someone like me, someone determined to devote themselves to their modelling career'

Katie Tweeted this morning, 'London auditions at Westfield tomorrow from 9am', and according to the new judge 'I'm looking for model looks, a killer body, bags of ambition, a rock-solid personality, have-a-go attitude and a good sense of humour'...

I'm sorry but didn't she say that she was looking for someone like her! If that is true then she should of said. 'I'm looking for someone who constantly says in interviews 'I am who I am', someone who gets into a committed relationship, gets a tattoo for them, gets married, possibly has kids, then breaks up with the unlucky idiot.'

The lucky winner of the competition will join the ex model's new modelling agency 'Black Sheep Management' and will become the new Jordan...Doesn't sound much of a prize to me.

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