Monday, 11 June 2012

Arnie to return for Terminator 5

Now when you think of The Terminator, who do you think of? Christian Bale? Sam Worthington? The Pretty Terminator in the 3rd film?

Of course not, it will always be Arnold Schwarzenegger. So with talk of a 5th Terminator film being made, the hard core fans will be pleased to know that the previous governor of California will be returning to franchise.

Now according to Danny Davito's twin, no-one is supposed to know anything about the film, but Arnie has decided that saying a little bit about the film won't hurt.

'I can’t say too much they want it held in secret if you know what I mean, but I will say that next year I will start filming it and it’s going to be one of the hardest films I have ever done I can tell you that already for sure… they have six months set aside just for filming, so I will be training and getting into the best physical shape I possibly can before filming starts.'

I don't think he understands what a secret is. If only he was the Governor of Nevada we would of found out what was in Area 51 years ago! 'Now they want to keep it a secret, however I can tell you, there are aliens, UFO's, and Elvis has a one bed flat there. But shh, don't tell anyone'

I think him being in the next film will be great! At the age of 65 he has a wealth of experience playing a well built action man with a limited vocabulary.

I cannot help but wonder, when Arnie's character get beaten up and can barely walk... How much of that will be acting, and how much will be real life? If he is running away from someone and he is shot in the leg, is this going to be a planned scene; or will it be that Arnie has pulled his calf muscle during the shoot and the director decides to add blood spatter and gunfire to save having to re-shoot the scene?

So who is going to play his enemy, or the hero, we don't know if Arnie's going to be good or bad. I would imagine, they will have to cast someone who is in the same condition as Arnie. I recommend Stephen Hawkins. He is in the same physical condition and is more convincing as an evil genius!

Tuesday, 7 February 2012

Is Madonna the new face of Loreal?

Source Madonna

The answer is no. But that doesn't stop the singer from claiming that she is worth it.

If you want to see the singer perform, you are going to have to sell your car as tickets are being sold for as much as $300. It appears the Material Girl has no sympathy for the general public who are in the middle of a recession though, because she is worth every penny. Oh well let me go and sell my shares!

She has told her fans 'Start saving your pennies now. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I'm worth it.' Yeah people! Who cares if you have mouths to feed, her botox won't pay for itself! And yeah people do buy handbags Madonna! The difference is handbags look new when bought. If I wanted to see a middle aged woman prance around on stage, i'd watch the singers who perform at my local. At least then I would still have money to drink away the memories.

Source Madonna

Also I would like to know how she is 'worth it'? How is she allowed to break dance on the stage? Is she trying to look cool, or hot to the younger generation? If so she should be on the sex offenders register, not on stage!

Its ok those guys, because I hear her next concert will be to help Haiti. The tickets aren't even going to cost anything. They just have to pay with children... One less mouth for them to feed.

Monday, 6 February 2012

Amy drops the bomb! The salon isn't real! OMG!

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Somehow... And I would like someone to tell me how, TOWIE has become an award winning programme. But people! It is all a pack of lies!

During an interview, Amy Child's accidentally/on purpose, told a reporter that the salon where girls came to get a vajazzle, was never opened for business!

'Can I tell you a big secret? My beauty salon in TOWIE wasn't real, it was all fake and set up in Mum and Dad's garage,' WTF! Of all the programmes, I thought TOWIE was the most genuine. I thought it was up there with Katie Price's and Leo Penna's.

I wonder if Amy thought people were going to be shocked when she told us the news; and why did she say 'big secret'? What part of TOWIE is believable? Ghost Rider is more believable, even with Nicolas Cage's lack of acting skills.

Source Vajazzles

Hang On! If the salon wasn't real; does that mean Amy was giving women Vajazzles for free in front of cameras? Because that could be seen as soft core pornography! I wonder if Amy's parents knew she was involved in the industry; and ITV for that matter!

For Amy though, everything is fine. She has her own salon now and can give Vajazzle's to whoever she wants, and actually make money from it. She could finally give David Beckham those golden balls everyone talks about. 'I can't believe I have my own beauty salon, It's a dream come true!' Yeah Amy and what about our dream! My dream involves Amy, Jordan, the cast of TOWIE and 'Made in Chelsea' and Jedward being forced to participate in a real Battle Royale' Whether my dream comes true is all down to Channel 5, they would love a programme like this!
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