Lindsay Lohan's connection to the Mafia!



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Lindsay Lohan has been chatting to celebrity gossip magazine Page Six about an upcoming mob film Gotti. She believes she should get a part in the film because she has connections with the Gotti family. 'My dad was in jail with the grandfather' she told the magazine. Michael Lohan served a four year jail sentence in the late 90's which is when the pair met. Miss Lohan says she has know the Gotti family since she was three years old.

John Gotti became the crime boss of the Gambino family in 1985 when he organised the murder of Paul Castellano and took his place. This left Gotti as the boss of the most powerful crime family in America until 1992 when he was convicted of five murders.

To be honest I am not surprised that she has connections to the Mob family. With her history of drug abuse, alcohol and DUIs i'm just surprised we haven't heard reports that she is in a relationship with Osama Bin Laden, her great grandfather is Hitler and she organised the assasination of JFK.

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Back to her getting the part. Unfotunately for her in this situation its not who you know, its whether you are a good actress; and with her history of dropping out of films because she had to go to rehab, and my favourite reason has to be winning the award for Worst Actress at the Razzie awards for her performance in 'I Know Who Killed Me' where she plays a stripper with a dual personality, the best part is she came first and second for both personalities. Brilliant!

The only way she is going to get the part is if she sorts her life out, because whenever we hear about Lindsay, its always something bad and never about a great performance in a film, charity work etc. However as a fan of entertainment, I do enjoy reading about her getting into trouble because it is always something funny such as my previous post about her 'Lindsay Lohan shows us a new way of standing up'

Right now she is at a cross roads in her life where she can either turn her life around, or go further down the dark road. I guess we will have to wait and see which turning she makes.

Thanks for reading guys and gals

Lindsay Lohan shows us a new way of standing up

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Lindsay Lohan has recently finished rehab and decided to celebrate it the only way she knows how...PISS-UP!!!

Plenty of pictures have been published of Lindsay hitting the deck outside a Lower East Side bar, and fails to stand back up resulting in one picture showing her with her forehead pressed to the pavement (i think she is impersonating a hedgehog when it gets spooked curling up in a ball, but that is just my opinion). Although i think she is just trying to entertain the photographers with some breakdancing choreography, but she could just be shaming herself once again. I'll let you guys decide.

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According to Miss Lohan, she updated her status on facebook stating 'i'm always a klutz. Is it not allowed to slip and fall?' (Still pissed i think) She also went on Twitter and said 'Funny how making a joke can turn into...well, me falling and a story.' Now in her defence she was wearing heels so she does have a leg to stand on...No wait, she doesn't!

Its good to know that after all that time in Prison, rehab and infront of judges she has turned over a new leaf! If i was the judge i would be able to put her into shape. Six weeks in prison forced to listen to Justin Bieber's 'Baby' over and over again. Then a years community service having to watch the Kardashians go about their everyday lives. That would be enough to cure anyone i think...Scares me!

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Let me know what you think the judge can do to sort her out guys, she needs our help before Charlie Sheen gets to her!

Thanks for reading!