Justin Bieber Rents out a Movie Theater for a date!

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I realise the last two posts have been about Bieber, but he seems to be the only one doing stupid stuff right now.

Now its no secret that women like a man to be romantic. But if someone rents out an entire cinema; you have to wonder what is going on. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were able to watch Hugh Jackman's new film Reel Steel without any hassle from fans, by renting out the entire movie theatre at Silvercity Polo Park. Whats wrong Bieber? Don't you want to show your girlfriend off to the public. Is Selena like Fiona in Shrek! Does she turn into an Ogre in the dark?

Maybe he doesn't want to have to hide in the back row to make out! If only he knew that the theatre next door was empty already! They were showing Never Say Never!

What I wanna know is, where is he going to stop. If he goes out for a meal, do they close a restaurant for him. And what about when he goes shopping, do they close the shopping mall? I'm worried about him! He could be suffering from Anthropophobia (a fear of people or society)

How did he sort out closing the cinema? Did he have to pay for every seat? If so he might as well of put a cinema in his house. Then I would be slightly jealous of the Biebster.

I hear Justin's next date is at the LA Galaxy stadium. Although he has bought the seats in the entire stadium so there won't be a soccer match on.

Justin Bieber on a mission to beef up!

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Justin Bieber has been asking his celebrity pals for tips to beef himself up after the singer became fed up with his puny frame.

The 17 year old has changed his diet by eating egg whites, grilled salmon and chicken. He wants to put on at least 15lbs and is hoping his protein-rich diet, recommended to him by Justin Timberlake and Zach Efron will help. I guess he also wants to have bad breath and bad wind.

I don't blame him. But why stop at putting on weight. He should think about university, looking for a new job, maybe a change of personality.

Good luck to him though. I know how hard it is to put on weight. But if he does succeed, he has to make sure that he doesn't go too far. Doesn't want to become a complete moron...he's already a muppet.

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Justin Bieber Egged!

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So it appears I am not the only one who dislikes Justin Bieber.

During a performance in Australia for his 'MyWorld' tour, Justin Bieber was pelted with not one, not two, but six eggs! Unfortunately though it did not stop the Biebster from missing a beat, maybe because he isn't actually singing live from a fan video I saw of the event on youtube.

So who is this brave individual, or even small group of people who dared to pull such a stunt infront of Beliebers? It must of been eggtremely difficult to throw the eggs without being seen by anyone. (Sorry about the egg pun but I couldn't help it, just too eggcited)

Many people have questioned why someone who clearly dislikes Mr Bieber, would pay for a ticket, make his way to the front of the upper tier, and sit through a good part of the show just to throw some eggs. My response is someone with a huge amount of dedication to the cause. This man is like a sniper, getting himself into a perfect position and waiting for the perfect moment to take the shot. (In no way am I suggesting someone does this!) If I could change one thing though, I would of made the eggs hard boiled.

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Fortunately for the Bieber fans, the singer did not 'crack' under the pressure and carried on with the show once the egg had been cleared from the stage; and it now looks like he has an army of fans looking out for the culprit. One Bieber fan tweeted 'Dear person who threw eggs at @justinbieber in Sydney! you now have #9millionbeliebers after you! Be afraid! We go harder than hard' (even his fans are making puns!)

On final note, if Mr Bieber thinks this will be the only time that this will happen, all I will say to him is, don't count your chickens before they're hatched!

Thats all the puns for me guys and gals, my brain is fried! Thanks for reading x

Katy Perry gets booed after offering to sing a Bieber song

Well it looks like my faith in humanity has been rewarded.

During a performance in London's Hammersmith Apollo, Katy Perry wife of Russell Brand, thought it would be cool to treat her audience to a song 'Baby' originally sung by Justin Bieber. According to the Mirror, the fans made it clear with boos that they didn't fancy hearing a tribute to the 17 year old. If anything it was the last thing they wanted.

Shocked by this Katy attempted to defend JB by announcing to the crowd "Justin is mine and Russell’s adopted son. We love him dearly. Don’t boo him, guys. Come on.”

It seems not everyone is loving the Bieber Fever. If anything i feel its something we need to be concerned about. During a night out at my local pub a Bieber song came on, which was the exact time I started feeling ill! I remember as it was just after I had had my 7th Jagerbomb. The song came on and I suddenly felt very sick, and had to spend some time in the mens toilet. CHEERS BIEBER!

Anyways its good to see that the general public has finally done something right. I still haven't forgiving them though for allowing Jedward and Wagner to stay in X-Factor as long as they did; but it is something I am going to have to learn to accept.

If you feel the same way please place a comment so I know I am not alone in this

Cheers Guys and Gals