Katie shocks us again...Or does she?

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It seems that Katie Price does not learn from her mistakes.

After she had a tattoo of a rose put on her wrist to cover the previous tattoo she had for Peter Andre, she then decided to get another tattoo with 'Leo' and the date they met just above her left ankle, and it seems Leandro Penna has does the same thing...

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Is it me or isn't it about time Katie was on Jeremy Kyle? I can see the caption now, 'This is my 4th, 5th or 6th commited relationship, but I love him!'

When Katie breaks up with Leo, will she get another flower to cover it. If she keeps this up then she will eventually turn into a rose garden; unfortunately the pretty rose won't cover the s**t that she decides to do! Katie is like a broken record which is getting very boring. If she wants to suprise me, I would love for her to actually stay out of the media.

Do the BGT judges know what talent is?!

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I've been watching Britain's Got Talent (BGT), the episode where the acts are told if they have a place in the live semi-final or not, and I have to say, some of their choices have really confused me.

One of the main issues I have with BGT is that they allow singers to audition when Simon already has a talent show for that known as the X Factor. The Variety show is the perfect place to show people a unique performance, singing is too normal.

Now 40 acts have made it to the live semi-finals, but the judges seemed to be on something when they sent through at least three acts:

Pip and Puppy

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Bar worker Pip along with her dog auditioned through the Youtube auditioning process and performed their act in front of the judges in Birmingham. This is one of the stupidest act I have seen this year, but according to the judges, its great! Their act involves Pip singing Pie Jesu and puppy 'singing' with her. I can't help but question this act! How do we know that the dog is singing with her? To me it just sounds like it is howling, maybe it can't stand Pip singing that song to her. If so, isn't it classed as animal cruelty! Also what happens when they perform during the live show. Does the dog sing any other songs, or will we have to endure another Pie Jesu with an annoying dog. It reminds me of when I went to a wedding and had to listen to babies and children crying and screaming all through the ceremony. Not really what I call entertainment!

Antonio Popeye

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This man does one thing...he makes his eyes pop out of their sockets! That is it! He can do the left eye, or the right eye, or both eyes. So now we have seen that, what else is he going to be able to do, unless he can actually make them hang out of his face like the comedy glasses you can buy. No point in sending him through! Waste of a place!

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Mexican Mayhem

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It is a well-known fact that Simon Cowell is a huge fan of acts involving dogs. But when Melanie brought her two dogs along with her, she was hoping to re-create the extremely popular act 'Kate and Gin'. What actually happened was her dog act became a comedy act as she had no control over them. One chihuahuas went off and did her own thing, and the other one thought that this was the perfect opportunity to catch up on some sleep. Now I must admit I found it funny, but one of the questions the judges have to ask themselves is what would she be able to next time which will have the crowd in stitches once again. Because we know what is going to happen next time, is it going to have the same affect? I think we are going to be disapointed.

I hope these acts proves me wrong, but I really doubt that they will. Might have to change the channel when it is their turn.

Thanks for reading guys and gals x

Kerry Katona is in her own little world!

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Kerry Katona has spoken out about Chantelle Houghton's love life.

Chantelle has been spotted on a few dates with Alex Reid just weeks after she broke up with Crimewatch presenter Rav Wilding. 'I don't know her well but I think she's a bit messed up' Kerry said. 'Both Alex and Chantelle were in Big Brother and when you have that kind of fame, you chase it a bit' That is pretty hypocritical considering she attempted to become a contestant but was rejected because she failed the required psychological test!

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The term 'pot calling the kettle black' comes to mind Kerry. Although I do agree with what she is saying, I think she is the wrong person to be judging other celebrities on their private life, especially with her history.

Kerry has been married twice, having two children with each men. In 2008 she was declared bankrupt at the High Court and after losing her Iceland contract, magazine column and MTV show, she went further into debt resulting in her £1.5m home being repossessed.

Her history of drug and alcohol abuse has made regular appearances in newspapers, the most memorable was when she was on 'ThisMorning' where her speech was slurred which resulted in her well-being being questioned. She eventually admitted in 2010 that she was taking cocaine during her second marriage.

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Although her opinion of Chantelle is right, I think she is the wrong person to be making the opinion. She needs to look at her own history and then decide if she should bite her tongue of not the next time she decides to judge someone!

Cheryl Cole not happy about being axed!

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Cheryl Cole has expressed her disappointment at being shown the door after Simon Cowell admitted 'it wasn't working'.

Cheryl is seething because Simon didn't even go to see her face to face to talk to her, although he is convinced that her warned her a few days ago that the production team were concerned about her performance on screen. I don't see how its any different to being on the UK version. All she has to do is sit behind a table with the other judges and give her opinion on singers, or people who think they can sing. The excuse that there was an accent problem is said to be rubbish as screen tests have been done and everything was fine.

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Although Simon has tried to dig himself out of the hole by saying he was under so much pressure to release her. Will I Am has confirmed that Cheryl being sacked has made a huge dent in her plans to break into America, especially as he had organised duets with Rihanna and Usher. 'No-one knows who she is in the US. X Factor was supposed to have sorted that out. It really couldn't of played out any worse.'

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On the plus side though it seems that a contract is waiting for her to sign to re-join the UK X Factor and take her seat alongside Gary Barlow, Louis Walsh and Kelly Rowland, which means Tulisa will have to make way....Oh well.

Cheryl's mum has made it clear to everyone that she hasn't failed, the blame is on someone else's doorstep. Its good to see that she has the support of JLS. 'She will be welcomed home with open arms, and everyone wants to see her return to the show. It would be amazing!'

There seems to be a mixed reaction to the thought of Cheryl returning to the show as some people feel that she had abandoned them. According to some pole that was taken, 62% of people would prefer her not to go back. Now i never really pay much attention to celebrity poles, mainly because the only people who do them are people who feel hard done by for some reason. People who realise that it doesn't actually affect their lives choose to get on with what they are doing and not participate in them.

I think it was understandable that Cheryl was released by the US show. If the viewers were not gelling properly with her and it was affecting the ratings, they have to do the right thing to save the show. Its a good thing that she is coming back to the UK show though. Her experience with going through these kind of competitions are vital and it will make the judging panel even stronger.

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Glad to have you back Cheryl, thanks for reading guys and gals x

Arnold Schwarzenegger sex too hard to handle!

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Arnold Schwarzenegger's formal employee Mildred 'Patty' Baena has confirmed that he is the biological father of her teenage son by doing a secret DNA test.

Gigi Goyette has also spoken out claiming she had an extramarital relationship with the Governor and former action hero when she was 16 years old and he was 27.

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She also said that on one occasion after they had had sex, she had to go to the hospital. 'Arnold has a very physical, sexual, voracious appetite'

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Gigi claims that they parted ways but met up again 10 years ago where they would meet secretly.

After spilling the news, she did express to Maria Shriver how sorry she was for what had happened. 'I am very sorry for the mistakes I made in the past and for being intimate with your husband, and I would hope that you would forgive me' That's like Hitler saying 'Sorry for creating the concentration camps and killing millions of Jews. I hope you can forgive me'

Schwarzenegger's attorney has responded to these claims by attacking Gigi her as a person. 'This woman recently sold at least 4 stories to the tabloids relating to my client...She's just a person who wants to make money selling stories'

Whatever is going on, you have to wonder how many women Arnie has been with, and also how many children he actually has. I'm sure when his women asked him how he wants it, his response was always 'I'll be bare back!' Watch out in a few years we may have an Arnie Army.

Thanks for reading guys and gals x

Giggs' wife seen without her wedding ring!

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This story seems to be going on for as long as the John Terry, Wayne Bridge soap opera. But after the privacy injunction failed to hide the secret affair between Imogen Thomas and Ryan Giggs, the press seems to be all over it and it also appears that his wife has only recently found out. Stacey Giggs was spotted by photographers leaving her house, and it seems that she had forgotten to put on the huge diamond engagement ring along with her wedding band. (must of accidentally left it in the bin or down the drain)

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With all the talk about the footballer keeping it a secret and how it was ruining Imogen's reputation (even though she was the one who he was having an affair with), we never thought about how the wife was handling it, or even if she knew about it. At least she will now know how bad playing off-side really is! The only plus side I can think of about this story is that even though Ryan has been living in Manchester for over 20 years, his mind recently has been thinking about those welsh valley's...

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Imogen seems to be doing ok though, she recently took part in a high-profile ad campaign with Paddy Power, dressed in a Manchester United shirt after apparently being offered a six-figure sum to do it. According to Paddy Power, this photo shoot was taking place at the same time that Ryan's name was said in the House of Commons. Paddy Power has also made a special bet for the public. 7/1 odds that Giggs will score on Saturday.

Giggs joins the list of straying footballers. This is the team so far:

GK -
DL - Ashley Cole
DC - John Terry
DC - Rio Ferdinand
DR -
ML - Ryan Giggs
MC -
MC -
MR - Rhodri Giggs
ST - Wayne Rooney
ST - Peter Crouch

Manager - Sven Goran Eriksson

Its starting to look like a pretty decent football team. I'm sure Giggs won't be the last player in this situation so I will probably have to keep updating this post every now and then. We could create a GB team for the Olympics. It would help that these guys are now used to playing away!

Thanks for reading guys and gals x

Katie to sue for bad hair day!

Looks like Jordan A.K.A Katie Price is making a name for herself in the states and that name is 'PITA' (Pain In The Ass)

She is now threatening to sue a salon in Hollywood for $11,000 for leaving her with hair extensions which have snapped and fallen out. In December she flew to the states to see Lea Journo, one of the most in demand hair dresser in Hollywood. The treatment in which she had hair extensions put in, took 48 hours to do! But the reality TV star claims that after a period of 5 days, her hair was left ruined and resulted in her having to spend £45,000 trying to sort it out.

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Maybe if she stopped treating her hair all the time, it would be able to recover itself. She is turning into the female version of Michael Jackson with the amount of botox and surgery she has, and it hasn't made her look any better, if anything, a personality change would help her more than anything cosmetic.

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Thankfully though the salon is not worried because they do not even know who she is. A source from the salon said 'She's like a Britain's answer to Pamela Anderson but not as pretty or successful right? It doesn't bother us and to be honest it's a relief! We handle the biggest stars in Hollywood. She's a nobody!' The salon also says that the hair was damaged by another hairdresser.

Either way Katie needs to get over it and give it a rest; and by 'it' i mean the hair on her head, because I bet you wouldn't be able to tell what is her hair and what is someone else's.

Fergie thinking of banning Twitter!

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During a press conference, Alex Ferguson hinted that he is considering banning the social networking site Twitter and installing a library in the training camp.

After the recent spat between Wayne Rooney and one of his followers (i know what you're thinking, Wayne Rooney causing trouble, not like him), and although it was later dismissed as banter, it is still on the managers mind.

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'I don't understand why anyone can be bothered with that kind of stuff' Alright grandad! 'There are millions of things you can do in your life without that...Get yourself down to the library and read a book, seriously' That's easy for Alex to say; but for a lot of these player on Twitter, its easier and quicker for them to use Twitter than to learn how to read and then read a book.

Ferguson does add a valid point for these high profile players and how they need to be cautious. 'It is a responsibility. They are responsible for their actions... We as a club are looking at it because there can be an issue attached to it. And we don't want that.'

Thanks for reading guys and gals x

BGT successful acts axed even before the next round!

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Looks like the judges have been greedy when is comes to letting acts through to the next round. Their open door policy has kicked them in the backside and it has resulted in producers having to take control and axe acts who until today, thought they were through to the next round. Acts such as Hot Potato Theatre felt used, that they were axed before they has a chance to impress a second time around.

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Lizzie Delves explains how excited they were that they got through that they started on a new routine straight away. Not being funny but their first routine wasn't very good anyway. 'Then we got a call saying 'Thanks but not thanks' It was frustrating but they showed us getting put through last Saturday, so viewers will think they'll see us again. Its unfair, we feel used'

A spokeswoman for ITV says '...All contestants are informed that they may not make it through to this stage and that footage from their audition may still be used.'

The problem with BGT is the judges! Since Simon and Piers left, neither of the replacements have stood their ground and have been bullied by the crowd which represent the general public, who kept Wagner and Jedward in the X Factor final for so long...(i realise i keep going on about it but i need to know why they did it!)



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The most memorable moment in this years talent show is when the judges said no to The Highwaymen when everyone else thought they had talent. After receiving boos and jeers from the crowd and being questioned by Ant and Dec, rather than standing their ground, the give in and change their no to a yes! Now I'm glad The Highwaymen went through as they were great! But what I didn't like was how easily the judges gave in! They remind me of the Coalition!





Thanks for reading guys and gals x

Imogen and Jedward to be I'm a Celeb contestant!

The Sun has revealed three potential people to take part in 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'. I say people because i am still trying to accept that they have actually done anything worth labelling them a celebrity for.

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The irritating twins named Jedward, and ex Big Brother house mate and gagged Imogen have been targeted by ITV to take part in the reality TV show with the chance to eat kangaroo testicles. Although if it turns out that Tim Cahill was Imogen's lover, then she would probably already have experience something similar.

If the twins do accept (which i am sure they will as it will raise their profile). I hope that they will be chosen to do all the trials, just so they can fail them all. Eventually the other celebrities will get so hungry they may have to start eating eachother; and who will they start with? How about the two idiots that made them starv!

I think its obvious that the reasons why Imogen has been hot listed to be on the show is because one, the moments she takes a wash under the waterfall will be just as highly rated as Mileene Klass' and two, they will hope that she will let slip the name of the footballer who she had the affair with, even though she is legally gagged right now.

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Alex Reid snubbed by Robert De Niro!

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One of the things that grind my gears are egotistical people who think they are better then they actually are.

Alex Reid, known mainly for his failed marriage with Katie Price aka Jordan has had the most mundain celebrity life but he still thinks he is high profile enough to approach the 'Raging Bull' Robert De Niro, and start chatting to him like they are best buds.

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De Niro was having a drink with fellow actor Sean Penn and actress Kirsten Dunst when the Hampshire born cage fighter decided it was ok to walk over and chat to the stars about method acting!

Now i'm surprised that the hollywood actors do not know who he is. Do they not remember him in 'Hollyoaks' as Jason Cunliffe. Or as Tom Hank's stand in in 'Saving Private Ryan'. Or how about when he was an extra on 'Sliding Doors'. Maybe they would know him from Celebrity Big Brother 2010 when people who were celebrities, entered the house to try and re-inite their career. He ended up winning the programme and since then has been seen stumbling out of clubs with different Z list celebrities.

Thankfully De Niro waved him on, resulting in the staff asking Mr Reid to leave the actual stars in peace. A source commented that 'Alex clearly knows no shame and toddled over to introduce himself...He looked genuinely shocked when they waved him away.' Yeah maybe because they thought he was some crazy stalker fan. I hope he didn't walk up to them like this!

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Maybe Alex needs to stick to his own list in celebrities like Jedward or Sooty and Sweap (although that is being harsh to Sooty and Sweap as they had a career)

Thanks for reading guys and gals x

Pippa's fame... Good or Bad?

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Ever since the Royal Wedding, the public and the media have been obsessed with Kate Middleton's sister Pippa. The media have been searching across the land to find saucy pictures, stories from ex's and following her wherever she goes. Is this raising her profile, or is it unnecessary harassment against someone who hasn't or done anything to be in the public eye apart from look good in a dress.

Even before the wedding day the Daily Mail was attacking her character labelling her as a 'passably attractive art graduate from a second tier university' Whats wrong with that?! Not everyone can afford to go to Oxford or Cambridge. Catherine Ostler (Writer of the article) needs to pick on someone else, or at least get a job on Heat Magazine. Or maybe let her continue but allow us to critise her. An example of this is a picture I have seen of her with huge bags under her eyes, and more rinkles than a Shar Peis dog; and that was a professional photograph, so imagine what she would look like without the make-up etc put on her before the photo was taken. The term 'Pot calling the kettle black' comes to mind.

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On the plus side, once the wedding was over, heaps of praise was pilled on Kate for the way she dealt with being maid of honor. She was dressed in the gorgeous Sarah Burton dress that hugged her figure perfectly and awarded her with 200,000 fans of her bum.

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The Telegraph quoted that 'Miss Middleton fulfilled her maid of honor duties with aplomb, calmly shepherding the tiny bridesmaids into the Abbey before returning to arrange her sister's train.'

So is it a good or bad thing that Pippa is so popular right now? Mariella Frostrup of the Observer says that it can't be bad. 'People you don't know sends you gifts and invites you to parties. Resturants miraculously find you tables at the last minute.' But is that worth getting stripped of your dignity. Newspaper find it acceptable to print pictures of celebrities topless for the titillation of pervy men. I read an article that she was offered $5m to pose nude by a leading porn industry!

What I think we should do is start taking pictures of paparazzi when they are on their holidays and put them on a website. From what I have seen on news programmes. A lot of photographers harassing celebs are in no way size zeros so I wonder how they would feel if we showed their barrols they call bellies to the whole world.

I hope the attention Pippa is recieving dies down so she can live her life a bit better. The difference between her and her sister is wherever Kate goes, she is surrounded by guards and police to protect her from this kind of trouble. Maybe something the royals might want to think about. Or she could marry Harry...

Thanks for reading guys and gals x

Has Dannii been axed or has she quit?

Now The Sun and Heat magazine has created two different stories about Dannii leaving the X Factor.

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The Sun has reported that Dannii was sacked from the show because Simon was after new blood to judge the potential stars. Now we know Gary Barlow has been employed to replace Mr Cowell. It now seems Kelly Rowland (2nd best singer in Destiny's Child) has replaced Miss Minogue who is Australian's 3rd biggest export behind Kylie Minogue and Fosters.

I'm surprised that Simon has taken out Dannii and didn't start with the weakest link Mr Louis Walsh. In the last two years, he has taken two of the worst performers through to the finals, Jedward and Wagner. He needs to be shown the door first and replaced with someone who knows something about talent. How about Keith Lemon. He knows if someone can sing well, and he will also tell them if they have the looks to make it with his trademark quote 'I would smash your backdoors in!' Something to think about Simon.

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However Dannii has Tweeted on her Twitter account 'During discussion for me to return (to the X Factor) it became clear that unfortunately, this year, the UK X Factor audition dates clashes with the live shows of Australia's Got Talent during June and July... I am so disappointed that I can't be a part of The X Factor this year. I'm going to miss the show and the amazing team who work so incredibly hard on it.'

The problem with the media is you can never believe it 100% but it does create some interesting reading while I am on my breaks. I don't know about you guys but I am very interested to see who fills the spot, rumours are Tulisa Contostavlos from N-Dubz is up for the challenge, and with the Dubsters taking a break from singing for a couple of years, its the perfect time for her.

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Rihanna too hot for TV?

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Ofcom have given MTV a good telling off for showing the uncut version of Rihanna's 'S and M' video before the watershed. This is not the first time the singer has been involved in an offcom argument. During the 2010 X Factor live finals, Rihanna and Christina Aguilera's sexy performances were criticised for their performance which involved them and their dancers dancing in bras, knickers and stockings. A source from ITV told the Daily Mail 'Bosses are worried about the complaints which have grown rapidly this series... It's our image as a family channel that's at stake.'

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Now the media regulators have given MTV a slap on the wrist and have called for an emergency meeting with broadcasters after labelling Rihanna's video as 'highly sexualised' as it shows scenes of 'Sexual bondage, dominance and sadomasochism'

Now I know why ofcom are being so silly about this. Their argument is that these singers are strong role models for teenage girls, so when the teenagers see these famous singers, wearing very little in their videos, it makes the naive girls think that to get a guy, they have to dress in very revealing clothes to stand a chance.

Also 80% of women are unhappy with their appearance, many of them have a distorted image of themselves, and individuals level of dissatisfaction increases when they come in contact with the media. Organisations who help treat people with eating disorders have banned magazines such as Vogue and Elle because of the adverse effects they have on their patients body image and self-esteem.

My argument is that women have battled for decades to gain equality with men. Plus how often do you see a boyband with their tops off, you don't hear us complaining that it is degrading to men.

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Women should be allowed to express their femininity and Independence however they want. I for one think the likes of Rihanna, Christina Aguilera and Cheryl Cole should continue doing what they do... I also think Susan Boyle should keep doing what she does and not try to be sexy or there will be an increase in male bulimia.

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Gary Barlow announced as new X Factor judge

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Simon Cowell has finally confirmed that the rumours are true. Gary Barlow, singer of the famous Take That has agreed to become a judge for the ITV show The X Factor to replace Mr Cowell who has committed himself to the US version with fellow judge Cheryl Cole.

Simon who arrived for filming of the new show, told reporters 'Gary Barlow is the first person confirmed'. It is thought that Danni Minogue and unfortunately Louis Walsh will be returning as judges this year with another seat available now that Cheryl has been confirmed for the US version.

This is great news for the program as I was afraid we were going to have another celeb in the industry who either hasn't had any success as a solo artist or someone whos idea of talent is as good as Katie Price's relationship history.

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With a spare seat available to sit next to the 'Patience' singer, I am wondering who would be the best person to fill it. There is talk of several names being rumoured such as Lily Allen and Strictly Come Dancing judge Alesha Dixon to be potential judges.

Why don't they ask someone like Alexandra Burke to judge as she has experience in the competition and can give advice on dealing with the media attention as well as the singing.

Whatever happens I think this year will be very good now that they have Gary Barlow who has so much expertise in this business.

Let me know what you think guys x

Lady Gaga to mentor on American Idol

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Although all the attention is on the new US X-Factor, American Idol has made a surprise announcement by naming Lady Gaga as the mentors of next weeks show. The 'Bad Romance' singer will be tutoring the final four contestants to help make their performances as show-stopping as hers.

She has to be the best person to show these guys how it should be done. She is up there with the greats when it comes to originality and amazing performances. However i'm worried she may also teach them how to become slightly psychotic as well.

Gaga is very much known for her adventurous dress sense, which has been praised by many for her role in breathing life back into the fashion industry. An example of this is when she wore the famous 'meat dress' invoking fury from animal right organization PETA. Her performances have also been described as 'highly entertaining' most notably in her blood-spurting performance of 'paparazzi' at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards.

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I can kind of understand why the 'meat dress' envoked so much anger from animal rights people, however, what they didn't know was Gaga was actually preparing a french dish known as 'Blue rare' where chefs would actually just walk through the kitchen with the steak to cook it before giving it to the customer.

What i would love is for Gaga to make one of the contestants wear the famous 'meat dress', only to find out afterwards that they were vegan.

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Rihanna has insomnia!

The singing sensation Rihanna has been complaining to the people of Twitter that she is struggling to get a decent nights sleep.

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The singer known for her number 1 song 'Umbrella' tweeted on her profile 'Why can't i ****ing sleep??? It's been 3 whole weeks of none to 3 hours max every single night!'

The singer has also made clear that the lack of sleep is not down to anything 'fun'.

Hopefully Rihanna will know that she is not alone when it comes to insomnia. Millions of people suffer from it, and I am pretty sure that for the males at least. She is probably the reason why most of them were up all night, and I don't just mean being awake.

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If she wants some company while she is awake, Adele would happily spend time with the RnB singer. While speaking to The Sun, she admitted that she has a girl-crush on the 'S&M' singer. When Rihanna was performing on the X-Factor live shows, the 'Rolling in the Deep star explained "She had pinstripe flares on. She whipped them off and there were her stunning thighs, I said to my girlfriends 'Are you feeling a bit gay right now'"

Maybe that is why Rihanna can't sleep, she is having to keep an eye out for all these obsessed fans. Its ok though Rihanna, you're safe at the moment, I am voluntarily patrolling the outside of your home to keep you protected.

Thanks for reading guys and gals x